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26 Jan, 4 tweets, 2 min read
We did everything we could.
We did everything we could.
We did everything we could.
We did everything we could.

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13 May 19
Given the Brexit Party's lack of manifesto, let's cobble it together from the publicly expressed views of its candidates.
The Brexit Party believes... the Bosnian genocide didn't happen; that it's legitimate protest for the IRA to kill British people; that watching child porn should be legal; that jihadis should be allowed to put recruitment videos online.

(Claire Fox)
The Brexit Party believes... everyone, rich or poor, should pay 31% tax; the Human Rights Act should be repealed; key NHS services should be put out to tender; the burka should be banned; taxi drivers should wear uniforms.

(Nigel Farage, 2010 Ukip manifesto)
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14 Jan 19
Desmond Swayne looks like a man who massively misjudges personal space boundaries, and always speaks 10 decibels higher than appropriate.
Slaps people needlessly hard on the back as he explains the joke he's just told through bursts of uncomfortably roary laughter.
Guaranteed manspreader.
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20 Oct 18
In which Suzanne Moore claims the Leave vote wasn't about austerity, neoliberalism or xenophobia, but about something she strangely neglects to mention.

amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
You can't berate Remainers for not understanding what drove the Leave vote without at least attempting to explain the drivers yourself.
Saying: "They don't understand, but I do," with no evidence that you do is bullshit of the highest order. Especially when you airily dismiss several key drivers that absolutely had a significant impact on the Leave vote.
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20 Aug 18
This is an impressive collection of men who would throw brand new coloured towels in the wash with whites, not checking to see whether anything was dry clean-only. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/
This is an impressive collection of men who would buy 120 burgers, and nothing else, for a barbecue, after inviting three people they didn't know were vegetarian.

leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/
This is an impressive collection of men who would buy flights in sale months in advance, then forget about applying for the visa until checking in 23 hours before departure. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/
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16 Dec 17
I hope his boiler breaks down.
I hope he loses his car key, and getting it replaced is a costly bureaucratic nightmare.
I hope the delivery he was waiting for arrives when he's at the sorting office picking up the delivery he missed two days ago.
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23 Nov 17
I here, at the pinnacle of everyone's bucket list - the German Occupational Health and Safety Museum.
A big school group has just arrived. Man, they're going to remember this day for the rest of their lives.
Look at all the treats in store! I bet you're all extremely jealous right now. I hope there's a bit telling me how to safely lift a box.
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