Thread by @mrdavidwhitley

This is an impressive collection of men who would throw brand new coloured towels in the wash with whites, not checking to see whether anything was dry clean-only. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who would buy 120 burgers, and nothing else, for a barbecue, after inviting three people they didn't know were vegetarian.

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This is an impressive collection of men who would buy flights in sale months in advance, then forget about applying for the visa until checking in 23 hours before departure. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who would drink three pints of Greene King IPA, then argue with the police that this is within the drink drive limit when pulled over. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who would throw away the instructions for IKEA flatpack furniture without reading them ("probably all in Swedish anyway"), before attempting to construct the furniture. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who would sit in someone else's reserved seat on a train, then say: "Can't you just sit somewhere else?" when said person comes to sit in their reserved seat. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who would spend a minute-and-a-half shaking salt over any meal before tasting it. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who would have not so much a question as a statement. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who would just put everything in the recycling bin because the two bin system is "ludicrously complicated". leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who would park in disabled spaces because "there are too many of them, and no-one uses them anyway." leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who cook every dinner at twice the heat for half the time stated on the packaging, then have to phone for a takeaway. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who call their podcast a radio show. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who boast about how they have devised a system to pay their Polish cleaner ("she's technically self-employed") lower than the minimum wage. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who can be found in petrol stations at 9.45pm on February 13th, buying whatever flowers are left.

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This is an impressive collection of men who aggressively overrule every answer suggested by anyone else in a pub quiz. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who get uncontrollably angry at having to make so many choices while ordering a sandwich in Subway. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive collection of men who normally don't go to the cinema because they may as well wait until the film comes on TV, but went to see Dunkirk, then found it a bit confusing and not as good as everyone said. leavemeansleave.eu/who-we-are/

This is an impressive group of men who frequently express very strong opinions on the way their ex-wife is bringing up the child they see once a fortnight, albeit extremely reluctantly from the child's point of view.

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