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28 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Very strong 11 months into pandemic vibe
There’s so much going on here. First of all, getting your heart broken and using your cat’s to live is...a wacky Freaky Friday setup.
Many of us love and bond with our animals and no shame on that but if your cat is your sanity you probably should have a therapist that isn’t also the cat.
Seems unethical.

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29 Jan
HARSH WRITING ADVICE:
Thinking of your friends as competition isn’t going to make you a better writer, because no matter what imaginary horse race you invent, you can only write what you write. So write it.
When I finished AFI, I was in a writers group with 6-7 guys. We stayed together almost a decade. They’re all staffed or selling features now. I know them intimately, know their work by heart. They’re good writers but none of us are honestly “better” or “worse.”
We had strengths and weaknesses as writers. The ones who were able to do assistant jobs got staffed first, and I think they’d agree they weren’t consistently the strongest in the group. The best scripts that we workshopped to death didn’t sell. It just doesn’t work like that.
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28 Jan
I have been a vegetarian since I was ten years old and had a violent philosophical breakdown about a barbecued chicken’s ribcage.
This is very dumb.
In the first place, animals don’t speak English. Or I have a lot of explaining to do to my dog about why we sometimes call him Mr. Dodohead.
In the second, words that are a long way from their origin can sometimes take on a second meaning that in no way invokes their original term. For instance, if you call someone a chicken, no one pictures an actual chicken.
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28 Jan
Of COURSE there’s a “women, the stock market is your fault” post.
Idk about the rest of you ladies but no guy I’ve ever slept with has gotten more responsible as a result.
Honestly if not sleeping with men makes them go so crazy they bring down billionaires let’s Lysistrata the shit out of this situation
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14 Nov 20
Not to be this person but when they did release the Kraken it got killed immediately by Perseus
In the historical documentary, Clash Of The Titans, it literally barges out of the water, goes RARRRRARRRARRAAA, and can’t even manage to eat one (1) manacled virgin before a pretty boy with a flying horsie kills it dead
It dies from seeing a woman’s dead face, that the pretty boy has in his purse, y’all. The Kraken is all fin, no sea cow.
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13 Nov 20
FANTASTIC EXAMPLE TO SET. SO GREAT. WHAT LEADERSHIP. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
This is wildly irresponsible as we’re telling people to cancel holiday dinners and prepare for lockdowns because of the surge in cases. Gross, greedy, and will kill people.
I feel Nicolas Cage level fury right now.
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12 Nov 20
This month, a senate seat was lost because the male nominee sent stupid texts to his mistress and a prominent male writer lost his job for taking out his dick in a meeting but the important thing to remember is that you can’t trust women because they get periods sometimes.
Which reminds me is there any other time a person is bleeding profusely where it’s considered embarrassing and shameful and not, you know, bleeding?
*walks up to car crash victim*
My GOD, cover UP a little
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