HARSH WRITING ADVICE:
Thinking of your friends as competition isn’t going to make you a better writer, because no matter what imaginary horse race you invent, you can only write what you write. So write it.
When I finished AFI, I was in a writers group with 6-7 guys. We stayed together almost a decade. They’re all staffed or selling features now. I know them intimately, know their work by heart. They’re good writers but none of us are honestly “better” or “worse.”
We had strengths and weaknesses as writers. The ones who were able to do assistant jobs got staffed first, and I think they’d agree they weren’t consistently the strongest in the group. The best scripts that we workshopped to death didn’t sell. It just doesn’t work like that.
One sold a pilot last year and, when he got notes that he didn’t know how to incorporate, I was his first call. I spent weeks reading every rewrite, giving daily notes. I can’t even get a pitch meeting ! It’s not a competition. If it were, it’d be more fixed than figure skating.
The harshest advice I have is this: Learn your craft. Drill structure and character development into your bones. Do it so many times it becomes muscle memory.
Then accept that everything after that is a lottery you have very little control over.
I apologize for going viral again. That is also not a competition but it seems to happen an unfortunate amount.
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There’s so much going on here. First of all, getting your heart broken and using your cat’s to live is...a wacky Freaky Friday setup.
Many of us love and bond with our animals and no shame on that but if your cat is your sanity you probably should have a therapist that isn’t also the cat.
In the first place, animals don’t speak English. Or I have a lot of explaining to do to my dog about why we sometimes call him Mr. Dodohead.
In the second, words that are a long way from their origin can sometimes take on a second meaning that in no way invokes their original term. For instance, if you call someone a chicken, no one pictures an actual chicken.
Not to be this person but when they did release the Kraken it got killed immediately by Perseus
In the historical documentary, Clash Of The Titans, it literally barges out of the water, goes RARRRRARRRARRAAA, and can’t even manage to eat one (1) manacled virgin before a pretty boy with a flying horsie kills it dead
It dies from seeing a woman’s dead face, that the pretty boy has in his purse, y’all. The Kraken is all fin, no sea cow.
This is wildly irresponsible as we’re telling people to cancel holiday dinners and prepare for lockdowns because of the surge in cases. Gross, greedy, and will kill people.
This month, a senate seat was lost because the male nominee sent stupid texts to his mistress and a prominent male writer lost his job for taking out his dick in a meeting but the important thing to remember is that you can’t trust women because they get periods sometimes.
Which reminds me is there any other time a person is bleeding profusely where it’s considered embarrassing and shameful and not, you know, bleeding?
*walks up to car crash victim*
My GOD, cover UP a little