OK lovelies, time for the results of the grand #DrawACovidDenier Challenge. Honestly, I was going to engage in a lengthy rant about these attention seeking psychotic cranks, but fuck em - why should they steal my life? Suffice it to say they have all the charm of the kind of...
...squalid psychopath who gatecrashes funerals to spit in the mourners' face to show them how brilliant they are at spitting, while the only qualifications of the higher profile hack cranks is a capacity to impress the editors of rags that think Journalism is just a side project
...of charging the public to laugh at the zanies in Bedlam. As I say, fuck 'em. And by god you have. Let's get straight on with it. Lovely general observations from @artuscreative, @BackwardNut & @cartoonsbypete
And here's a good point well made from @easycartoons & another one from @JasonNParkins, drawn I believe from the life! @k8tielou78's 8 year old daughter Ciara is, once more, on the button, and previous winner @joe_ackenbush offer brief respite with THE OBVIOUS JOKE thank God
Still making general points about these reckless fucking morons, @redmancreative effectively sums up EVERYTHING with this, as does the great @roystoncartoons, while former winner (also a @PrivateEyeNews stalwart) @SaHreports captures the type perfectly
...and all summed up with neat typographical desptach, as ever, by the commendably Tourettic @SwissRich71! Bravo!
And now the portraits lovingly limned of recognisable individuals, which has clearly brought a lot of you a great deal of satisfaction - and in good time possibly legal action and loss of employment! Hooray! Here's Milord Sumption, from @DavidWaywell@t_colgate & @thesilentview
Not that many Lawrence Foxes either, thank God - these from the incomparable @kevinwellsart & @ThreadsAplenty , & only two individual Julia Hartey Brewers as far as I can tell, from @raisethegame & @t_unwin
Likewise, not many individual Peter Hitchenses, tho this is fine work from @kevinwellsart & @t_colgate
That said, many of you opted for group compositions. This is quite exceptional from former winner @DavidWaywell, with more good honest vicious visual voodoo from @lightacandleOTM & recent joint winners @nickymonkey & @olepoplia
Plus this group portrait from the incomparable @DHBJones
Which features front & centre the last target for your ire. This, by @isabelshadows, is just joyously funny, and @kevinwellsart's is fantastically horrible, as ever, as is @joe_ackenbush's, while the wonderful @KJLambcartoons is just on the money
However, pausing only to give a special mention to @Carol84111450 for her very but deadly (sic) gag, and @ColinDukelow for an excellent comedy skeleton...
...the most profoundly disturbing & therefore chillingly hilarious winning cartoon is by the magnificent @blueloutter, only the 4th winner of these little Challenges I actually know personally. Ignoring that, this is simply brilliant, & uncannily close to a truth I dare not tell
So well done Lou! And thanks to everyone as ever. Get yer Murdochs in by Sunday night please, and enjoy English Republic Day tomorrow in your own safe way!
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Right - you got four more days to get in your considered visual judgement on Rupert Murdoch in the Great (and Grassroots!) #DrawRupertMurdoch Challenge, while the Wrinkled Dynast seethes in his Thames Valley hideaway against the iniquities of Cancel Culture. Bang right Cobber!
And in that Spirit of Free Expression here are some Rupes of mine own from down the years. From @M_Star_Online
Ok folks, as Tempus never endingly fugits, time for the results of the #DrawTheInauguration Challenge. This was run in partnership with @Cartoonmuseumuk, and you can see all the entries here ...
...and it was different from all previous #Draw Challenges inasmuch as @Cartoonmuseumuk used the Challenge as part of its educational outreach programme, encouraging homeschooled kids to have a go, working on this downloadable template. Cute, huh?
So, this once, there are TWO categories of winners - one from the usual rabble of asocial scribblers - ie YOU - and one from the kids. The "adult" will get a copy of @AndrewGimson's #GimsonsPresidents, signed by me, & the kid'll get that PLUS a shedload of Cartoon Museum goodies
Right, and because I've got a backlog, we're going to deal speedily with #DrawBorisJohnsonsLockdownBedroom Challenge. You can see all the entries here , but on this special special day of "Boris's" Sadness, I'm not going to drag this out. Special mentions..
Right. Just been checking the final of proofs for #PlagueSongs, the daily verse project I undertook between May & November last year with @lukewrightpoet, whose childcare commitments meant he had to drop out & spend more time with his aching soul. Lovely @SmokestackBooks is...
...publishing more or less all of them (c160) this April. Throughout the sequence, it's interesting that occasionally I mention that day's Covid deathtoll, remembering that on 17th March Sir Patrick Vallance said "below 20,000" deaths would be a "good outcome". Well, by...
...28th May it had reached 38,000, almost double his predicted "good outcome". Then, by 20th October it was 40,000, and on 12th November I refer to the 50,000 who'd died up to that point. That's doubled in the last 12 weeks. Apparently "Boris" Johnson takes full responsibility..
Well, he's only got a matter of hours left in office before he either flounces off to Florida to play golf or presses the Omega Button and we blip into a squillion photons of Unreality. Just time, then, to skip down Memory Lane hand in tiny hand with The Donald Trump I Drew...
...starting before he was even elected! Here we go, from December 2015 and March 2016
...and now I'll just run through the whole foul gamut
Right. Last day of the year, so I’ll be posting the winners to all the #Draw Challenges over the past 12 & a bit foul months. Right at the beginning we had no idea what he looked like - not now alas, tho @nuffinc already knew so won the #drawmatthancock Challenge!
Next up I tried to get you to embrace your inner kitsch with the #DrawAKitten Challenge. A pathetic failure, frankly, & I’d forgotten that @BurtOHare actually won this with this. Keep an eye on her throughout