Well, he's only got a matter of hours left in office before he either flounces off to Florida to play golf or presses the Omega Button and we blip into a squillion photons of Unreality. Just time, then, to skip down Memory Lane hand in tiny hand with The Donald Trump I Drew...
...starting before he was even elected! Here we go, from December 2015 and March 2016
...and now I'll just run through the whole foul gamut
And then the fuck was actually elected. I order more orange paint
And he hasn'teven been inaugurated yet! Yikes!
And then it's Theresa May's love in. Hoorah!
And we're off, on a rollercoaster ride of resignations, appeasement, criminality and cringing! Hail to the Thief!
Despite the opposition. Oh yes.
No idea what the first one's actually about, but on we march, through the Death of Chuck Berry and the Eve of Destruction...
...through Hands Across The Alt-Right Ocean to fullblown Nazi shit and more Brink of Annihilation...
...to this trouching tribute to the Father of the Nation
and Christ ASlmighty it's only August 2017. Here's more, from money to shit holes to hurricanes to Obnoxiousism
...and as we stumbled further in 2018, here's happy memories of Trumpy'd trademark handshake! From @Kevin_Maguire's @DailyMirror column
...and yet more of this mesmerising madness
...and more, including a lovely state visit to The Queen
...and more...
...as we stagger retching into 2019, and his polyp familiar becomes Prime Minister
...and stays there. The Age of Miracles is not past
...as the World burns and the blood flows...
...and The Boris si resanctified, among other things...
...and now we're into that Year of Wonder 2020...
...and soon it will be time to pour that orange paint away forever...
...but with one last hurrah, so Gaaaaahd Bluss Er... Murkier!
And so, do not go mental, and with that, good night!*
[*to quote @official_jcc]

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