Thread: Humor!
Ok enuf of Tactics & Higher Strat ...
Here's a bit of Humor with a wicked notty touch ...๐
Feeshly Stolen from @aniltalwar2 's FB wall ...
Hilarious!
Some days ago, I came to know a girl on the Internet. No Not Honey trap, Real and Just Beautiful ...
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Ok enuf of Tactics & Higher Strat ...
Here's a bit of Humor with a wicked notty touch ...๐
Feeshly Stolen from @aniltalwar2 's FB wall ...
Hilarious!
Some days ago, I came to know a girl on the Internet. No Not Honey trap, Real and Just Beautiful ...
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After some chat, I felt that we were connecting at a deeper level.
Yesterday, she asked me to visit her house and said, "My husband is on a business trip, and I'm alone at home."
I was very cautious and asked, "Will your husband suddenly come back?
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After some chat, I felt that we were connecting at a deeper level.
Yesterday, she asked me to visit her house and said, "My husband is on a business trip, and I'm alone at home."
I was very cautious and asked, "Will your husband suddenly come back?
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She said, "No, but just in case he does, you just say that you are from URBANCLAP and that your company sent you to clean the house.
And then, clean the glass or something. Anyway, the Pongal festival is coming.
My husband won't suspect a thing."
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She said, "No, but just in case he does, you just say that you are from URBANCLAP and that your company sent you to clean the house.
And then, clean the glass or something. Anyway, the Pongal festival is coming.
My husband won't suspect a thing."
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Fast forward,
I was at her house. And what a big coincidence - Not even minutes in the house, her husband appeared back!
And I hadn't even touched her hand yet...!
So I had to be quiet and pretend to do the cleaning, wiping windows, cleaning the kitchen and the floor.
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Fast forward,
I was at her house. And what a big coincidence - Not even minutes in the house, her husband appeared back!
And I hadn't even touched her hand yet...!
So I had to be quiet and pretend to do the cleaning, wiping windows, cleaning the kitchen and the floor.
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5.
And also tidy the bedrooms and wash the bathrooms. All the while, her husband and her were on my head giving all kinds of ridiculous instructions.
When I finally finished and was about to leave ...
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And also tidy the bedrooms and wash the bathrooms. All the while, her husband and her were on my head giving all kinds of ridiculous instructions.
When I finally finished and was about to leave ...
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Husband asked, 'How much?"
Even before I could utter a word she said, "I have already paid the company."
On the way home, I kept thinking about the whole saga. The more I thought about it, the more i said DAMN ive been had!
Cleaners are Hard to find, beware of new scam.
Husband asked, 'How much?"
Even before I could utter a word she said, "I have already paid the company."
On the way home, I kept thinking about the whole saga. The more I thought about it, the more i said DAMN ive been had!
Cleaners are Hard to find, beware of new scam.
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