I tell you this #virus #SARS_CoV_2 is going to be pissed off when it finds out what all we have been saying about it: ๐งต
2/ That it can measure distances (1 m, no no 1.5 m, no no, 2 m.... is safe?)
3/ That it has a watch to tell the time (15 minutes, no 15 minutes over 24 hours, wait, maybe not 15 minutes... is safe?)
4/ That it has colour vision and knows about red and green zones in hospitals (red zones get different PPE, green zones get different/no PPE... and that was supposed to be safe?)
5/ That it has geographical information systems - probably uses Google Maps? (how else would it know to alter behaviour based on if it is in hospitals or at home or in a lab?)
6/ That it is suicidal (why else would 10, 20 micron droplets with the virus just plummet to the ground instead of staying afloat, as dictated by physics)
end/ And for all these assumptions we made in its name, if ever the virus comes to know about them, it is going to be even more pissed off than it already is.
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