Super thread on the gospel of Covidicus, who was sent down from covid heaven, Covidia, to make us more virtuous people.
Updated regularly.
Updated regularly.
"If a man is wearing a mask in the woods and there's no one around to see it, is he still virtuous?"
- Covidicus 4:35
- Covidicus 4:35
"Tell a child to wear a mask and you deny him fresh air for a day.
Have a teacher force him to wear a mask and you deny him fresh air all day every day."
- Covidicus 6:57
Have a teacher force him to wear a mask and you deny him fresh air all day every day."
- Covidicus 6:57
"The path to righteousness is paved with double masks."
- Covidicus 3:14
- Covidicus 3:14
"Two masks always make a right."
- Covidicus 7:12
- Covidicus 7:12
"The Lysol spray is mightier than your irrational fear."
- Covidicus 7:54
- Covidicus 7:54
"The squeaky wheel gets the lockdown."
- Covidicus 8:65
- Covidicus 8:65
"It is better to let your neighbors lose their loved ones to suicide than to admit you were wrong about the covid lockdowns."
- Covidicus 5:64
- Covidicus 5:64
"You can't make a covid-zero omelet without breaking a few souls."
- Covidicus 6:10
- Covidicus 6:10
"If it ain't covid, don't fix it."
- Covidicus 9:23
- Covidicus 9:23
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