i knew the democratic streak of getting things right was going on too long. same as it ever was. you have to laugh. and of course it happened in the senate, the worst place in our entire government.
republicans: do everything to make the opposition party look bad

democrats: don't.
democrats fundamentally do not understand the high value of going down swinging. republicans inherently understand that even when they lose a fight, the base of their party will value a doomed effort. democrats think a clean loss is good. its very stupid.
"we weren't going to win anyway, so why bother"
vs
"yeah, we're probably going to lose, but we'll play until the whistle"

its the reason patrick mahomes wasn't just sitting on the sidelines in the final minute of an unwinnable super bowl.

*shrug*
the best part is taking the high road means fox news won't beat up on theHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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