Thread by @QuinnyPig

Me: "I run @awscloud marketing. Sign this invoice."
AWS: "Wait what--"
Me: "'Disagree and Commit' on your own time. Sign here. Let's see... what's an AWS differentiator that most people miss? Global infrastructure; it's amazing. BILLIE! HIT IT!"

Thanks to the folks who made this possible.

First, thanks for budget and blocking AWS Legal go to to me, the head of @awscloud marketing.

Next we have @christopholies who owns @HumblePod for producing this monstrosity and keeping the "wait, are you serious" to a minimum.

The real winner is of course @LastWeekinAWS's own Billie the Platypus who ties the thing together.

The Everything CEO @ajassy is a delight to work with and has surprising rhythm.

It's clear Charlie Bell needs a Twitter account.

Same with Peter DeSantis. What's up with S-Team's aversion to Twitter, anyway?

Thanks to @IBMcloud for not taking my calls, so we had to get a special guest.

We remember Dewey's loss due to a cabling accident, and blindly approve @sundarpichai's expense reports for conference speaking about Google Box.

Neither Corey nor Todd are on Twitter. Unfortunate!

I've gotta say, @CroeserDaniel and @AdeemTheArtist are a pleasure to work with. They bring Billie to life.