There once was a Senator named Ted,
He left his poor Texas for dead.
He abandoned his rubes,
Put the kids in some tubes,
And tanned his man boobs instead.
He left his poor Texas for dead.
He abandoned his rubes,
Put the kids in some tubes,
And tanned his man boobs instead.
There once was a man in Cancun,
His vacation, a wee bit too soon,
While his state boils tap water,
He puts in a room service order,
And now shamefully hides in his room.
His vacation, a wee bit too soon,
While his state boils tap water,
He puts in a room service order,
And now shamefully hides in his room.
There once was man from Texas,
Who went on Twitter to cure his erections,
After inciting a riot,
He vacationed real quiet,
And is off planning his next insurrections.
Who went on Twitter to cure his erections,
After inciting a riot,
He vacationed real quiet,
And is off planning his next insurrections.
There once was a man in Cancun.
His critics were over the moon.
He took one look at the tweets,
Yelled 'Heidi, book us some seats!'
And flew home with no first class leg room.
His critics were over the moon.
He took one look at the tweets,
Yelled 'Heidi, book us some seats!'
And flew home with no first class leg room.
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