cruz can wriggle out of this if he chooses this moment to confess to his crimes as the zodiac.
"Sean, I know we're here tonight to address my trip to Mexico, and I'll get to that. But there's the little matter of a series of murders in the San Francisco region I'd like to speak about..."
"How is that possible, you may ask. How am I the Zodiac killer when I was born in 1970? I'm coming clean Sean. I'm actually 80 years old and was well on my way to becoming one of America's most notorious serial killers in my 20s and 30s."
"My father, who in fact did play a key role in murdering JFK -- President Trump was absolutely correct -- taught me the virtue of seeing a man die, and so, I drove to northern California and began my hunt..."
"Think about it Sean, what have I done ever since being elected to the Senate? Beg for attention. What did I do after committing the Zodiac murders? I sent letters to the newspaper begging for attention. It's my curse."
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