its my dream that jesus comes back specifically to tell human beings "not like that, i didn't say any of that." and then he just leaves again, shaking his head in disappointment.
just increasingly incredulous jesus.
"what? gay people? you got angry at gay people? i said love thy neighbor, my dad, dude, nobody does the reading"
"what? gay people? you got angry at gay people? i said love thy neighbor, my dad, dude, nobody does the reading"
*jesus looks at all the religion-affiliated rituals*
"look, i dont want to get too judgey here but i really didn't need all of this" *jesus waves wildly at the churches and the robes and the sacrament* "i just said, pray, dude. anywhere!"
"look, i dont want to get too judgey here but i really didn't need all of this" *jesus waves wildly at the churches and the robes and the sacrament* "i just said, pray, dude. anywhere!"
*incredulous jesus*
"look, the atheists said i wasn't real, but i can actually respect that more than the guys who said they had dad's direct line. CAUSE THEY DID NOT."
"look, the atheists said i wasn't real, but i can actually respect that more than the guys who said they had dad's direct line. CAUSE THEY DID NOT."
*jesus pinches the bridge of his nose*
"yes, great, i appreciate you praying to me and dad and the holy ghost, but also wear a mask. 'thou shalt not kill!' do the reading!"
"yes, great, i appreciate you praying to me and dad and the holy ghost, but also wear a mask. 'thou shalt not kill!' do the reading!"
*jesus mumbling to himself*
"here i am, literally letting them put nails in my hands, getting whipped, and i give them the easiest instructions and the promise of eternal life and this-- this is what theyre doing. wow, dad, i dunno man."
"here i am, literally letting them put nails in my hands, getting whipped, and i give them the easiest instructions and the promise of eternal life and this-- this is what theyre doing. wow, dad, i dunno man."
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