D: Oh no! My poor companion has come down with vampirism! Here, this potion will take care of it.
P: I don't want your stinkin potion!
D: Thats no way to behave! I'm going to have to boop you on the snoot with a scroll.
P: Did... did you just slap me with rolled up paper?
D: Oh, sweetie! I'm so sorry. I just... you have to listen. You don't always understand everything and I have to keep you safe. But I'll try to handle it better next time.
Dwarf: For your tiny teeth? Or for your tiny world?
E: Excuse me?
D: I didn't studder. I see you eating only chicken tenders and fries almost all the time. You judge my "rock" but couldn't describe more than 3 flavors. Now open up.
Elf: You're mean.
Dwarf: And you're fussy. Now open up, here comes the Choo Choo.
E: *munch*
D: Soooo...
E: It hurts and tastes like...
D: Like...
E: *swallows* ...a rock.
D: Yup!
E: I hated it.
D: Probably. But at least you tried something new. I'm proud of you.
Totally reworked Preferred Bounty (finally) into a Prey ability. Less a blanket skill (and rip off) and a more focused and versatile one now. Glitch Hunter is pretty much finished. (Obviously more balancing required). #Retroverse Art @LluisAbadias
Three Subclasses are Slayer, Protean, and Shade. Think Doom, Metroid, Metal Gear Solid. A bit more complex than that and trwisted to allow lots of different play styles but that's the basic idea.
Spell Chamber pushed down in level so you get it sooner. Changed up a bit for clarity. Really hope y'all enjoy. Loads more to work on but look forward to those in TW3.
F: Kinda. But so is the sun, the air, and all those goblins.
C: Yeah, bu-
F: At least this way I get to eat whatever I want. I downed two cheesecakes yesterday. It was glorious.
Cleric: It’s not natural!
Fighter: I’m not smart enough to debate you on that. Hey wizard!?
Wizard: Technically our friend has simply traded an inefficient microbiome for an aggressive macro one. It may seem strange to us but so is breathing fire to those unaccustomed to it.