“The Predictable Misogynist: A Guidebook of the Internet’s Worst Men”
Chapter 1: The “You’re so ugly and I’m gonna post a picture of your own profile photo to prove it” Dude
Chapter 2: The “why do hate all men, you dumb cunt?” Dude.
Chapter 3: The “Ew, you’re old and your eggs are drying up no wants to fuck you” Dude.
Chapter 3.5: The “You’re a slut with a high count and no one wants to marry you” Dude.
Chapter 4: The “Get back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich” Dude.
Chapter 5: The “I know this is your career but I once read a chapter in a book about this and I know more than you” Dude.
Chapter 6: The “I know you said you’re childfree by choice but did you know you’re going to die alone” Dude
Chapter 7: The "Females are defined by their gametes and I am a cis man who will define womanhood" Dude
Chapter 8: The “ew no one wants to fuck you but I actually do want to fuck you but I think negging works” Dude.
Chapter 9: The "Please word your tweet differently so I can understand it and not be mad" Dude
Chapter 10: The “I’m gonna incorrectly correct your grammar” Dude
Chapter 11: The “I only like natural women” Dude
Chapter 12: The “You’re just bitter because a man of my caliber would never want to date you” Dude
Chapter 13: The "I was totally just joking why are you getting so upset, bitch?" Dude
Chapter 14: The "stop telling me I cannot date someone 20 years younger than me who is a teenager. It's LEGAL!" Dude
Chapter 15: The "Women are violent and commit crimes too!" Dude
Chapter 16: The “Don’t kill your babies because they are a separate life from you” Dude
Chapter 17: The “I don’t care about your opinion but I’m gonna come into your mentions for hours trying to start up a debate because I totally care” Dude
Chapter 18: The “Why are you being so aggressive I’m a nice guy, you fucking bitch” Dude
Chapter 19: The “Why do you hate all men. Not all men are bad! I’m a nice guy™️!” Dude
Chapter 20: The dude who believes the Friendzone exists
Chapter 21: The “Dicks can stretch vaginas and change labias” dudes.
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