Thread by @sowmyarao_

For the last few days Kabir has been telling us the story of the leaking Antarctic Pipe

Its a riveting and gripping story, involving the Octonaughts, his nanny, his playmates from the sandpits, our Baleno car and a polar bear.

In short the pipe above the Antarctic has stopped working.

Its blocked. The plumber can't fix it.

(our pipes are 'blocked' air quotes so Kabir can't leave the tap running)

So Kabir has to turn on the pipe.

Then water will run.

It will rain.

Rain will snow.

Snow will make polar bear happy.

To get to Antarctica we have to pack the Baleno with snacks.

(Baleno car and snacks are extremely important part of life routine).

Then we have to pack juice.

Then we have to call the Octonaughts.

When we (he and his friends Amma and Nana not included) get to Antarctica

We will fix the pipe with a helicopter and an Allen key.

(he helped Vinay assemble IKEA furniture so he knows of Allen keys and screwdrivers)

Then the pipes will flow and the fish will be happy

Then it will rain

Then it will snow

Then penguins will dance together (Planet Earth episode)

Then it will be very cold so we need to eat chocolate.

Then we can drive back home in the Gup.

Baleno car wants to stay in Antarctica.

The end.

(this is an abridged story, hastily written down so I don't forget the wonderful details: some of which include in random story appearances...

Colossal squid, one arm ghost, Roma and Diana, Princess Holly, Pineapple, Lorax, a satellite and jellyfish.

I think this is the part where kid is getting to be super fun to talk to!!!

But this is also the part where kid is talking back and dismissing all my wisdom as 'NO Amma you don't know anything only I know please listen to me. "

(sneakily Vinay tried asking him is the Antarctic very hot because of this thing called Global Warming?) #science

But Kabir was like no it's because the plumber did not fix the pipes. Now the volcano is going to erupt I'm very busy.

#kabirscience

The long and short of it being yesterday I told him about an uncle called Hans who fell into a cave and went down a volcano on a journey to the center of the earth.

Today we have to continue talking about lava and magma so imma go read up

#JulesBaby #JulesAmma