As a former member of the Teamsters and the Machinists unions, here's a protip: organized labor tends to be more effective when there's actual demand for the output
In fairness there have been effective strikes by newspaper workers before. In 1962 and 1978, by unions who ran the delivery trucks and printing presses, not the Brotherhood of Snarky Movie Critics
But if a bunch of J-schoolers think they can negotiate gilded pensions and free avocado toast from Amalgamated Clickbait by cosplaying as 1937 coal miners, be my guest
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$50 million? Should be a basic condition for graduating any US high school, and any journalist who can’t nail all 50 should be fired and deported by trebuchet
Try to imagine lying down on a paper covered padded table, everything but your junk masked off, and the doctor bursts in with a WWE entrance, swinging a chainsaw in the dry ice and strobe lights
I usually save this for parties, but when I had my vasectomy a fire broke out. On my crotch. True story
I've watched like 3 Marvel movies in my life, so all this WandaVision chatter is like listening to a Bible Camp discuss a bunch of minor characters from the Book of Jehosephat or whatnot
I guess I'm sorta familiar with Spider Man and Iron Man and Captain America, just like I'm kinda familiar with Jesus and Moses, but you're kind of losing me with all these Zaduch of the Plenjanites spinoffs
My favorite comics extended character universe: Nancy. Nancy, Sluggo, Aunt Fritzi, check check check, pretty sure I got it now
Look, if I'm a dog at an animal shelter, thinking my troubles are over because I'm going to a new home, and the first thing that happens when I get there is getting my tail yanked by some naked wet old guy, don't tell me not to bite everything in sight