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Look, if I'm a dog at an animal shelter, thinking my troubles are over because I'm going to a new home, and the first thing that happens when I get there is getting my tail yanked by some naked wet old guy, don't tell me not to bite everything in sight
This sounds like a Major coverup
https://twitter.com/TheFirstDogs/status/1369172880009859078
If the dog is a German Shepard, why is it using the British spelling of "behaviour"? If we're ever going to get to the bottom of this thing, we need to follow the dog treats
jfc, I'm not a conservative, I'm just afflicted with a semi-functional sense of humor
https://twitter.com/tavi_chocochip/status/1369285774622011395
if it's any consolation, there are plenty of people who seethe and pout just as hard whenever I do a throwaway joke involving Trump
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