Tweet

J.D.

11 Mar, 10 tweets, 2 min read

So I’m going to watch The Mountain starting Anson Mount wearing a skirt at some point. I can only assume is Gossip Girl at a Ski Resort. Penn Padgley is in it I guess?

I don’t care. I love mess.
#TheMountainWatch

youtube.com/playlist?list=…

Oh. My. God.

I’m a minute in and there is a dude on a motorbike voicing over about the fact that his grandfather died while Miss You by Blink 182 plays in the background for DRAMA!

Why did this only last one season?!

Introduction to this family:
Guy A: dramatically dirt biking.
Girl A: Snowboarding but then stops to shed a single tear.
Anson: Looking forlornly into a beautiful sunny day from a ski resort.
EAGLE!
Woman B: Sadly reading the paper headline about this dead grandpa.

Also Anson is a damn cutie. Definitely worth watching it for him looking like a fresh faced baby.

Nothing motivates a girl to get reckless on the slopes like blaming herself for the avalanche that killed her grandpa.

“I like watching men suffer.”

Me too random redhead.

I don’t know why a horse is on a mountain at a ski resort but it tracks that Anson is there.

This ski resort has a skate park indoors, a horse, skiing. Dumb teenage girls making terrible life choices.

It has everything.

Aww. Moral of episode one is that the family needs to stick together. How lovely and saccharine.

Redhead that looks like the mom is in cahoots with the bad family. Much surprise.

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

More from @starklyjd

J.D.

@starklyjd

11 Mar

What It's Like To Be Drunk With Random Star Trek Characters:

Chris Pike is a weird drunk. You go in expecting a wild night, but mostly spend the evening lying on the ground listening to Fleetwood Mac and EVERY HORSE FACT HE KNOWS.

Like did you you know Frayling Hayes was only dead to win a horse race? Well you do now.

Still, fun night.

The only version of Spock to get drunk would be the young idiot version that served Pike. Fun drunk though if you enjoy learning because you both will learn everything together. Historical tidbits, languages, names.

In fact you only know he's drunk because he tells you he is.

Read 20 tweets

J.D.

@starklyjd

28 Feb

Because apparently only ONE PERSON that isn't me has strong feelings about Pokemon, I present:

The Star Trek Cookout- A Thread.

Let's do this...

Nyota Uhura is invited to the cookout. Duh. She the first one on the list. She family. Can't be a cookout without her. HOWEVER she don't bring a dish. Y'all can either have her bring her voice or she can bring a dish, but she ain't doing both. That's why you got other guests.

Spock... is only invited because of his sister. Boy isn't cook out material on his own, but folks vouched for him so we gonna let it ride this once. He brings a vegetarian dish like a salad. Ain't bad but, it ain't the highlight either. Feed it to the children or something.

Read 83 tweets

J.D.

@starklyjd

28 Feb

Well I’m reading Lovecraft for research purposes and that means y’all get my Lovecraft hot takes.

Hoo boy. Let’s hope it’s not worse than Joyce.

THIS JUST THE FIRST PARAGRAPH!

Like how is ALL OF AFRICA old, trite and sinister?

God damn it. Ok. Carrying on.

I, too, like to buy gay beads from Merchants.

I miss cons and Pride parades.

Read 4 tweets

J.D.

@starklyjd

25 Feb

As a tit connoisseur, let me break it down for y’all sad little Trek dweebs (A thread)

As far as Tiddies go, Kirk is a basic bitch. There’s nothing special to them. They aren’t muscular or too flat. Just your base line tiddie. He is the definition of a 5/10.

Now for comparison, I give you Spock. He has them tiddies you can cup and rub on because they’re furry and got some heft. Baby boy could fill your hands with them tiddies and they match his lean frame. That’s a solid 7/10, rounding up a little.

Read 20 tweets

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!

Share this page!

J.D.

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

More from @starklyjd

J.D.

J.D.

J.D.

J.D.

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Like this author's thread?