Thread by @tressiemcphd

Wow wow did you ever consider that I have no choice but to have the duck art that I inherited from my grandma WHO DIED A DEATH

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1137068315229208578

You should be GRATEFUL you even have a world with ducks. We do not have ducks anymore. Wow.

Here’s the thing, did you ever consider just walking over and TALKING to the ducks like they MATTER?? That’s how I met my duck husband and my biracial duck babies deserve better than you.

Wow wow I expect better from a writer. Ducks are nature’s narrative arc and that you don’t even respect that says a lot about you.

And they call you a PROFESSOR. I feel sorry for your students. @UNC do you know your professors out here BIASED AGAINST DUCKS

Hey you look like you hate ducks but take a picture of your shelf so I can be sure

This is really distasteful, how you mock ducks. When your duck dies, you will regret it.

Wow I noticed how that Doctor couldn’t be bothered to entertain your unprocessed grief about ducks or even ACKNOWLEDGE your biracial duck babies who are the future, I truly believe, so anyway I just want to keep this tagged thread alive by chatting about all of this

You know I used to be glib about ducks but then I matured and stopped eating gluten and now I just feel so much empathy for people like you who haven’t elevated beyond ducks to even consider owls as the superior discourse

Hi, I have never mentioned ducks at all or even follow you but I feel like these duck tweets are about something I did to offend you so I have DM’d you and started a duck reparations consciousness raising campaign and want to name it after you could you please email me back