Daniel Summers, MD

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14 Mar, 4 tweets, 1 min read

Hey, just want to make clear to its viewers that Fox News doesn’t give a shit if you die!

Have a lovely weekend.

Oh, and all those soulless fuckwads telling you to question the vaccine? They’d shove an old lady into traffic if it meant they’d get one sooner. Believe.

I have precisely zero fucks to give any longer.

There go my chances at the OMB.

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Daniel Summers, MD

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13 Mar

Should have read @CiaoSamin’s buttermilk turkey recipe earlier, since we’re cooking it tomorrow and turns out she recommends brining for 48 hours. Oops! Hope it turns out ok anyway with just 24?

Anyway, added herbs like we did once to wonderful effect with the chicken version of this recipe. And spatchcocked a turkey for the first time!

In it goes!

Daniel Summers, MD

@WFKARS

25 Feb

This is so sweet! Someone sent me some fan mail here at the office!

Onto the brag wall it goes.

Thank god they clarified! I was about to file this in accounts payable.

Daniel Summers, MD

@WFKARS

5 Feb

I had three perfectly separated yolks from eggs we collected at the farm this morning, and the fourth one just had to ruin it.

Had better luck with the second batch.

Batch 1: strawberry

Daniel Summers, MD

@WFKARS

24 Jan

I first saw this a few hours ago, and... I’m just not over the part with her forearms.

https://twitter.com/angryblacklady/status/1353067305329061891

Like... that sweater is going to smell like garlic powder all day now, honey, and it will be impossible to get those grease stains out if they set. What are you doing?

What?!!

*watches again*

SWEET CHEF BOYARDEE, THERE IS!! RIGHT THERE!! THERE IS A ROLLING PIN RIGHT THERE!! WHY WITH THE FOREARMS?!! IT IS NOT A COMPLICATED DEVICE!!

https://twitter.com/cococoyote/status/1353145503182163972

Daniel Summers, MD

@WFKARS

23 Jan

A very strong contender, but... counterpoint.

https://twitter.com/kpfallon/status/1353114538745470978

I would also accept this answer, since seeing her entrance in this film is literally the most heterosexual moment of my life.

(That is Morena Baccarin in Serenity, a movie I absolutely love despite the Reavers giving me fantods that lingered for weeks.)

Daniel Summers, MD

@WFKARS

23 Jan

Money well spent.

We also passed a house with a Trump flag, a Don’t Tread on Me flag, and the Confederate battle flag. Which tells you all you need to know.

(This is your reminder that rural Maine is deep, deep red.)

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