"The government is trying to microchip you with vaccines."
Bruh. Have you tried to use a government website? There's no way they can build that kind of tech.
Bruh. Have you tried to use a government website? There's no way they can build that kind of tech.
Imagine if Canada tried to microchip people with vaccines.
*two weeks later*
Everyone receives an email saying their microchips have been locked, please call in to have it reenabled. Everyone's on hold for 8+ hours to reactivate.
*two weeks later*
Everyone receives an email saying their microchips have been locked, please call in to have it reenabled. Everyone's on hold for 8+ hours to reactivate.
Imagine if the 🇺🇸 tried.
“We wrote the system in COBOL, a language no longer used in computing, and can’t find anyone to finish it.”
“We wrote the system in COBOL, a language no longer used in computing, and can’t find anyone to finish it.”
🇫🇷: Microchips are on strike.
🇨🇳: “You guys waited for a vaccine to microchip people?”
🇸🇦: So we cut the arm off, and then insert the whole microchip?
🇬🇧: *designs the world’s first racist microchip*
🇨🇳: “You guys waited for a vaccine to microchip people?”
🇸🇦: So we cut the arm off, and then insert the whole microchip?
🇬🇧: *designs the world’s first racist microchip*
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