Gist with Smallie: A thread 🔥💣

1.

People that went to church for Palm Sunday were still on their way home before the devil passed memos to women that they should destroy the peace of Sunday.

The women that agreed to this were Tacha, Jola, Tolanibaj and Seyi shay.
2.

Jola was the least dragged yesterday, followed by Tolanibaj because immediately their gen ropes cut they didn’t bother to get new ones unlike Tacha and Seyi shay, their own rope cut and they gave guys money to buy new ones for them.
3.

Tacha was the first person that her gen got serviced after church service yesterday.

She dropped a 1 min video calling people who are not in support of the 10 million and Land Wike gave to burna boy “Mad & crazy”

TwitterNg dragged her and her titan stick yesterday.
4.

The dragging was getting too much but Tacha still went to Chicken republic, ate Refuel with monster and still came and said...

“If E easy RUN AM!!”

One day (Olamide) that had already drank supakomando with vexpa relied her...

“If e easy, why you no win BBN”
5.

Runner Up #ShepeteriDecides2020 (VivianRora) pass a stern warning to Tacha and other BBNaija super stars after drinking Fanta mixed with molly and Tm.

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6.

They haven’t finished dragging Tacha before (Jola) came and said she admire the useless confidence of “Old money” lagosians.

One girl (Olaseni) that was driving along TWIN waters in Lekki, parked and commented...

“It’s not by having a road named after your family o 👀”
7.

They were still dragging Wike when one customer care guy (Omoissy) left his office and said..

“Ogun State Governor no go do Homecoming for Wizkid?”

He was about to enter his office before another guy replied him...

“WizKid is a National treasure not an upcoming celebrity.”
8.

(Jola) came again and said that Nigerian Kitchens are terribly designed because men are the architects not women...

One guy (Oloye)got fed up of her and commented..

“Even God rested on the 7th day. Are you more hardworking than God?”

Someone replied..

“Female Dirk kuyt”
9.

Reactions to Jola’s tweet...😂😭😅🥲
10.

One girl (BebeGirl) went to buy pad, when she got home she took her phone sadly and tweeted...

“Sanitary pad is now 1200
Who dey bleed? 😭😭”

We wanted to help her look for where to get it for a cheaper price before (Andraex) said...

“Na to fry my egg next month”
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11.

One girl (Cynthia) was on her own when she tweeted...

“Nah tbag is messy af”

Tolanibaj came from nowhere and quoted the tweet with Cynthias picture saying...

“See how Razz you look.
Keep your mouth shut”

TwitterNg dragged Tbaj and did new naming ceremony for her.
12.

Wahala will always be like bicycle😭
All these BBNaija people sha😂Everyday cruise!

You too can go for this Year’s BBNaija oo!

You’d even get a #BBNEarlyAccess when you make a subscription on your DStv or GOtv decoder.

Make I go subscribe fess
13.

We were about to lay in bed and close the violence book for the day before Seyi shay harshly told an innocent contestant that went for Nigerian Idol that he can never make money from this music thing.

That’s how everybody threw duvet away and came to attack Seyi shay.
14.

The video...!!!

15.

Brutality, fatality and babality😭🔥💣
16.

One tweep (OmoKiikan) drank Gordons and took his phone to tweet...

“I just discovered that everybody in nigeria opens pure water sachet with their teeth
😂”

We were about to rush him to Yabaleft before someone replied...

“Na cutlass I wan use before?”
17.

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Feminist Coven have been dropping points since,they are now heading to the bottom of the table as Patriachy Fc once again defeated them in their last match with Shepeteri Twitter coming back with a landslide victory yesterday.

That will be all from Violence FC

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1.

Early in the morning yesterday, TwitterNg was peaceful till one lady(Poseidon)drank SupaKomando with brownies then came to say that she is going to drag “One bearded influencer” by 3pm.

Even the beardless had to be online by 3PM for full gist.
2.

She said that another influencer stole her perfume but she’d drag the Bearded influencer first if he doesn’t act right.

Young and Old brought out their different gen ropes to drag her when it was 3pm and there was no sign of violence on her page.
3.

TwitterNg unleashed full violence on her when she moved from 4K to 3k followers as dropped a screenshot of 200k alert with...

“I’ve gotten my money back”

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Summary of today’s gist: A thread

1.

Some of us were still squeezing eye drops in our eyes to clear the redness after yesterday’s #SilhoutteChallenge before news got to us that Cuppy didn’t pay Zlatan after their collabo, “Gelato”.

Wahala be like pink bone straight.
2.

Israel of tatibiji posted on IG that it wasn’t even only the collab that Cuppy refused to pay for, that she took Zlatan to Abuja for a fundraising where she got billions and did not still give Zlatan a dime.
Zlatan even paid for the hotel room

Naso Cuppy turn pink tiger gen.
3.

They were still dragging her gently till she woke up, drank monster mixed with molly and tweeted...

“Super Story 😅🤣 #FreeCuppy

She added gelato to the drink and tweeted...

“I’ve learnt to kill them with kindness and rise above the noise! ✨ “

Naso dem change gen plug
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Summary of Omotola’s gist: A thread

Gistlovers drag Omotola and her husband.

They said Omotola was forming Holy Mary on Instagram and that’s what made them angry.

They said they were going to post receipts that Omotola was cheating in her marriage.
As Omotola saw the post, she jazz up and went to Instagram with full force and told her fans to report Gistlovers page before things go south.

Some of her fans were already reporting the page while some Werey fans said they can’t report oo, that they want to hear gist.
Before we knew it, Gistlovers main page went down on Instagram. 1-1

They came to Twitter and said they have another account, omo this Gistlover prepare come oo.

Omotola still went to Instagram and was saying that they should drop the receipt.

It’s the courage for me.
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Summary of today’s gist: A thread🔥

1.

Erica, her mum and anything concerning Elites were dragged this morning after Icons and some other people claimed Erica’s mum sent a death threat to Laycon on Ericas Instagram live with Slimcase.
2.

This is what a tweep had to say on the issue...
3.

The fire on the Tl didn’t quench before one lady(MummyGO) turned herself to tiger gen when she tweeted...

“Guys with small dick too will be saying I need someone to spoil me.Spoil u with what? useless thing😡”

Na so dem drag mummy like gen wey need servicing
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Boxing Day special: A thread!!!🔥🔥

1.

*Part One: (FK abudu)

Christmas was a violent day for tweeps of TwitterNg.
There was an uproar in the middle of the night when one tweep (Khenney) tweeted...

“FK Abudu isn’t that fine sef. My opinion though.”

Na there Wahala start...!
2.

While some of us were fast asleep in the night, some set of tweeps were deteriorating the timeline with full violence....
3.

We woke up thinking Boxing Day was going to be peaceful until (Odanz) broke the padlock of Feminist coven in a tweet...

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Ahhh!
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