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30 Mar, 4 tweets, 2 min read
NGL, the bitey Biden dog meme picking up steam brings me joy
Template for #MilkshakeDog?
He’s a cute dog. Nothing against the dog. But whaaaaaat a perfect metaphor

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31 Mar
Modern racial separatism is the fault of the left. Just like Jim Crow and slavery belonged to Democrats.

Collectivists separate you into your “group”. They’re dividers. Separators. They love diversity because diversity gives them a chance to divide you.

Don’t buy their bullshit
Don’t buy critical race theory, it’s just racism repackaged.

Don’t buy the idea that “black lives matter” means something different from “all lives matter”. THINK ABOUT IT.

Don’t buy the idea that your skin color is a privilege. My God. How far have we strayed from unity?
Why would you see racial separation as anything but the same goddamn thing we’ve been trying to overcome? That’s their aim. They are the racists. They always have been. They look at you and seriously say minorities don’t even know how to get ID’s. This isn’t even *soft* bigotry.
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3 Jun 20
Someone needs to rekindle the #2ndCivilWar tag.

My Dearest Ashton,
We’ve looted Cheesecake Factory but now suffer from upset tummies. Isabella & Tristan say they’ve heard word from Best Buy that all the big screens are already gone. My heart is broken.
Your beloved Brent
#RESIST
#2ndCivilWar
Dearest Brent,
Tis true, all that’s left in Best Buy are the vacuums and a couple wash machines. Jenny suffered a scraped knee crawling through the window and we had to put a tourniquet on her. She’s still crying. War is hell.
#WeStoppedRacism
Your loving BFF Ashton
#2ndCivilWar
Darling Dylan,
Tho we succeeded burning down 3 low income housing buildings, I still feel like I haven’t done enough to stop racism. I’ve loaded up some pallets of bricks & await instructions. Looting the Nike store feels necessary. My best shoes are sooty.
Love
Lily
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25 May 20
The most somber place I’ve ever been was Arlington Cemetary, where the bodies of many of our bravest are laid to rest. Across the country are graves such as these - those who fought bravely and died, who came home in coffins, whose families and country grieve their loss bitterly.
Every name on this wall signifies a human being who died on distant shores fighting for the ideal of liberty, an ideal that we take for granted when we stand on American soil, because it’s easy to forget what you have when it’s soaked into everything you see.
But their spirits should remain in our minds, they’re our ancestors & heroes. We should be grateful every day that so many people - most of them very young men - were willing to go fight in service of all of us to preserve the best values our forefathers set out before mankind.
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10 Mar 20
It’s time to talk about the Washington Post and the fact that they are no longer a news organization.
Let’s take a look at the last 48 hours of WaPo on twitter, shall we?

It’s literally just them bashing Trump. Not just bashing him - looking for every angle they can to attack. It’s obvious partisan hatred.
Here are SEVERAL articles in just one day in which WaPo wish casts Trump to contract coronavirus. They could not be more obvious.

This is a supposed need agebcy hoping the President of the United States would contract a deadly pathogen. Not news.
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12 Feb 20
Holy crap this sexist email.

Let’s face it Courtney, we got curb stomped. Break out the ice cream and sad songs & put on Love, Actually, because we are emotional girls and this is how we cope. Cry it out. Have some chocolate. Are your hormones okay? Breathe like you’re in labor.
Okay now that we’ve been shoe shopping (I LOVE YOUR NEW OPEN TOE WEDGES - SQWEEE!) and had a good cry with six of our best friends, it’s time to uncork that wine bottle and think about how we’re going to do better going forward.

I’m not mad. I’m disappointed. In you.
Look you need to stop half assing this getting me the presidency thing. This isn’t a GD pampered chef party okay. Where TF were you? We’re you getting drunk again, Courtney? We’re you with that lousy guy? I told you he’s bad for you Courtney. He doesn’t vote.
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9 Jan 20
A 28 year old Berner sits at home, complaining about the unfairness of her part time barista job (“they want me to take out the trash & that makes my heart so angry”) only paying $11.50 an hour when the text comes in. “You’ve been drafted. Report for duty tomorrow. 10:00 sharp.”
Terrified, she texts back “NO THANK YOU.”

A response comes quickly. “Trump says you must report for duty tomorrow at 10 a.m. bring running shoes.”

She screams. Her heart is really angry now.

“How do you know me?!” She texts back. “I never signed up!”

Response: “FAFSA”
Well they’ve got her in a real pickle now. She did get some financial aid, which she’d totally prefer to just like, donate back, since she didn’t even quite complete her womyn’s studies degree (it was the principle of the thing: the department hired a MAN to teach WOMEN’S LIT.)
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