We've all dated that guy who tells you and all your friends you look like a bank-robber when you go out dressed like that...
...you then receive 375% more attacks as a result...
And then he tells you the problem is YOUR "pessimistic narrative" (actually in the report).
The Prime Minister's narrative on race has called black people piccaninnies with watermelon smiles, said Britain should still own Africa, accused Obama have having a "part-Kenyan's ancestral dislike of the British empire"...
*Thinks*: Hmm I'd better give Line of Duty a go. Shouldn't take too long to catch up with everyone... Sounds like it's only a season or two in...
*Opens Iplayer* MOTHER F*****!
So... Discount Mike Ross from Suits only decides to start investigating pre-outbreak Morgan because the cop he fancies said it was OK? #LineOfDuty
"Haven't I made it up to you."
Translation:
Surely getting you off makes up for tricking you into getting me off? #LineOfDuty S01E02
This time last year we were all watching cases rise in other European countries but we were confident that we didn't need to use mandatory hotel quarantines on anyone crossing the Channel...
Clearly we wouldn't do something that historically stupid again... CLEARLY!
A generation who voted for a Brexit that's trashing the economy, Northern Irish Peace & UK unity and enabled a government that caused the worst (OECD) recession and excess death rate in Europe...
Has THE NERVE to tell 16-yr-olds they're not responsible enough to vote! #VotesAt16
Tell me how 16-year-olds could have possibly done any worse...
Illegally shut Parliament ✅
Broke international law ✅
Outlawed loud protest ✅
Illegal campaign ✅
Scapegoat immigrants ✅
Green Peace on Terror list ✅
Banned teaching opposing views ✅
Denied 16yr-olds vote to stop Labour ✅
Daily Mail editor head of OFCOM ✅ #FascistBritain