We've all dated that guy who tells you and all your friends you look like a bank-robber when you go out dressed like that...
...you then receive 375% more attacks as a result...
And then he tells you the problem is YOUR "pessimistic narrative" (actually in the report).
The fucking AUDACITY!

The Prime Minister's narrative on race has called black people piccaninnies with watermelon smiles, said Britain should still own Africa, accused Obama have having a "part-Kenyan's ancestral dislike of the British empire"...

And you blame OUR narrative?!
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