Communism: Here’s your identical 2 bedroom apartments, and if shit blows up, you’re going to have to line up for toilet paper.

Capitalism: Here’s your identical 1 bedroom apartments, and if things work well, you’re going to have to line up for toilet paper.
Yeesh. Snowflakes getting touchy about a Communist joke, and giving me low Marx in the humor department.
Also, my original tweet doesn't indicate a preference for either communism or capitalism.

It very clearly indicates the real problem is big toilet paper. The toilet paper plutocrats control the system, regardless.
On a semi-related note, one of the top three manufacturers of toilet paper in the US is Georgia-Pacific.

They’re owned by Koch Industries, so a toilet paper plutocracy isn’t totally untrue. 😂

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8 Apr
Quick lesson on the cost of poor vaccination priorities.

Vaccinating the wrong person in Ontario costs up to $5,000 per vaccine.

Sounds absurd, right? Let's run through some quick napkin math on why that might be an underestimate.

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2/ The economy is shut down because of a very specific demographic of people are impacted by widespread outbreaks — essential workers (less healthcare).

Teachers, grocery clerks, food processors, warehouse employees, and restaurant employees.

Shutting down is expensive.
3/ Ontario is spending $186 billion on COVID related programs, like floating small businesses over the next year.

That averages $0.5 billion per day. Then there's federal programs like CRB, EI+, etc.. Then add the lost revenue for businesses, and the cost of financing it...
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7 Apr
Ontario stay at home order starts Thursday.

“big box stores will be restricted to selling only essentials for in-store shopping”

Now that Walmart is impacted, Dougie will have the vaccine in everyone’s arm by next week, with strict health measures in place.

The pandemic, one year later.

New Zealand, China, Taiwan, Vietnam: Everything is back to normal! Let's party!

America: Y'all are gettin vaccines in 2 weeks. Booyah! U-S-A. U-S-A.

Canada: What did we do last year? Right... do that again. Back in your house. Close the blinds
Try and pry my essential Auntie Annie's soft pretzel from my cold, blue from a lack oxygen, dead hands, Dougie.
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Canada created so much moral hazard, people *cannot* see risk.

Over 1 in 5 mortgages are going to over-leveraged borrowers.

Calling it. OFSI does something before the Fed, because it's reached regulatory risk. This is way worse than the US bubble.

#VanRe #ToRe
Ahhhhh yeah, boyyy. First up to the plate with real estate cooling measures is OSFI.

The banking regulator will resume policy consultation on minimum qualifying uninsured mortgage rates beginning tomorrow.

#VanRe #ToRe
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21 Mar
I ❤️ Boomers.

Taxing the gains on a principal residence as an investment lacks "critical analysis."

As opposed to the idea of taxing the investment gains of anyone that doesn't own a home, including a generation unlikely to ever own.

That's just good business for old folks. Image
2/ Here. Keep tax exemptions on the profits of homes.

Just let our generation know where we can opt of paying for your CPP.
Boomers: Tax people that work! They don't contribute to society like we do. We had to buy a home for a nickel, and worked twelve jobs in a day. It took just as long to save a downpayment too!

It took your generation 25 years? You bought your starter home at 45?
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"The government is trying to microchip you with vaccines."

Bruh. Have you tried to use a government website? There's no way they can build that kind of tech.
Imagine if Canada tried to microchip people with vaccines.

*two weeks later*

Everyone receives an email saying their microchips have been locked, please call in to have it reenabled. Everyone's on hold for 8+ hours to reactivate.
Imagine if the 🇺🇸 tried.

“We wrote the system in COBOL, a language no longer used in computing, and can’t find anyone to finish it.”
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I hate real estate as an investment. Some people call me anti-developer.

One of my best friends is one of the biggest real estate developers in America.

Here's what we candidly discuss in terms of housing affordability and supply, that most will never understand.

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2/ First, let's talk about developer motivation.

When do developers build rentals? When it's most profitable.

When do developers build homes for sale? When it's most profitable.

It's never because they have a deep desire to build housing. Glad that's out of the way.
3/ How do you determine what will be more profitable?

Rentals are based on the gross yield they receive. Since rents are tied to income growth, it can only grow as fast as an economy.

Now selling a house? That grows as quickly as people can borrow money.
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