Thread by @iowahawkblog

I don't care about any of these people, but if you can make 7 figures from 10,000 subscribers on Substack I am fucking out of this dump

https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1381436078708682760

I'm optimistic enough to believe I can con 5% of you idiots into tithing for my word garbage

*use coupon code DAVENEEDSAGULFSTREAMG650

After 20 years of failing to make money from my blog and twitter, if Substack and NFTs don't work out I'm going back to real estate

On a serious note, I think 99% of the Substack hatred by blue check bylines from the New York Toff and Washington Poobah is based on the crippling fear that no one outside the New York Toff and Washington Poobah would willingly pay for their brain farts

I mean it's exactly the same reason that the Weepy Channel and the Curling Network lose their shit at the very idea of cable TV cafeteria pricing

honestly, if newspaper columnists focused more on serial killing instead of third rate Twitter snark, at least they'd be somewhat interesting

https://twitter.com/TheFilmStage/status/1380891064899235841

And if I'm gonna be killed by a newspaper columnist, I prefer a quick evisceration by pruning shears than being slowly, excruciatingly bored to death

Go ahead and say what you want about my shtick, but you're never going to find a generic equivalent at the National Orthodox Opinionator website

semi-serious #DavePoll: suppose I had a $3/month Substack for Car IDs, a $3/month Substack for my old long form blog style stuff, and $5/month package for both. Would you subscribe to...

did I mention the exclusive subscriber-only candid boudoir photos

did I also mention you can opt out of the candid boudoir photos for an additional $1 fee