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Finally a bonafide 'SECULAR' Joke ... worth telling ... 😎
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
👇
Finally a bonafide 'SECULAR' Joke ... worth telling ... 😎
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
👇
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The Rabbi came laid his hands on mine & said, “By the will of Almighty, you will walk today!
I wasnt amused telling him there's nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
I murmured, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
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The Rabbi came laid his hands on mine & said, “By the will of Almighty, you will walk today!
I wasnt amused telling him there's nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
I murmured, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
👇
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The Hindu pandit came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."
I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
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The Hindu pandit came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."
I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
👇
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After the Seminar, I stepped out and went to the Car Parking and found that My car had been STOLEN.
So I strongly believe in ALL religions now ...
🙃🤣
After the Seminar, I stepped out and went to the Car Parking and found that My car had been STOLEN.
So I strongly believe in ALL religions now ...
🙃🤣
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