Thread by @SMiTHiE___

I don’t like it when something good happen to people and they don’t share it for others to benefit, I no like to dey rant but this one pain me.

Some years back after writing jamb, I passed and gained admission while Femi failed and was learning mechanic. Fast forward to yester..

yesterday, I was viewing status on my WhatsApp then I came across Femis status where I saw a picture of Femi in a cool background, he was even wearing glasses sef, I replied him..

“Werey who carry you go lekki go flex?”

He sent laughing emoji and added...

“Beans no believe say e go rise, na water ginger am”

I checked the contact again to confirm if it was Femi, I saw that it was him then I replied...

“You Dey crase? Who you Dey drop motivational quote for?”

He replied again...

“Life is like a balloon”

Is this one mad ni,

Who are you telling all these rubbish on top small question wey I ask you, shey you dey whyne me ni?

I asked him again, “who carry you flex for Lekki?”

He said...
“Chill brah, this ain’t no lekki”

Who dey type this one for Femi, I was like

He na told me that it’s UK oo, that it’s not lekki.

I said he is lying, that we should do video call, how Femi wan take reach Uk???

Omo, we did video call and I confirmed that it’s truly UK oo.

He na sent...

“You know lekki ain’t got this kinda clear weather brah”

The thing don pain me, I told him...

“rest, Wetin carry you go yankee? You don dey do yahoo ni?”

He replied..

“Nah , I can’t do that shit fam”

I told him to stop this nonsense and type normal Nigerian English or pidgin that I will understand.

He still said..

“This is basic English brah, y’all dumb in Nigeria or wah?”

I vex and said..

“Your papa!! Oya tell me Wetin carry you go yankee”

That’s where he started explaining to me that it was this

UKEAS that helped him gain admission in the UK , he told me that they are the number one Educational advisory organization in Africa, I was like
“Mad oo, tell me more brah”

He said they will be doing a FREE webinar chat from the 19th of April to the 8th of May, that in the

chat, you’d get access to over 45 top UK universities. I asked him

“Hwfa, how I fit join the chat”

He replied..

“Here is the link you dumbass” and he sent me this link:

ukeas.com/smallie

and said I should not miss it.

Me I sha quickly clicked and registered, God

will not allow Good things pass us by oo.

He nau texted again...

“So How is that rickety of a motherfucking country doing fam?”

I told him...
“Bastàrd no be your fault nau, Shebi when you Dey do Mechanic the country no be cricket”

Wo, that’s what is paining me that I said

I should share to you people, before I forget Femi said that the tuition fees start from 12k pounds, that’s where me I sha ended the chat with him yesterday.

This @ukeasnaija dey try sha. 👏🏽

Make I go find Wetin I go use break my fast this night 🙏🏻