At least now we can expect MSNBC to call Biden a racist, xenophobic, evil klansman, right?
Remember all those Statue of Liberty cartoons calling Trump a racist for not letting in refugees? Where are those?
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16 Apr
That’s such a bullshit headline

5800 out of 77 million

We are seeing like a 99%++ effective rate

If the vaccine is 90% effective we’d have expected 7 million covid cases after vaccination. It’s 5,800

CNN going for the scare headline.

cnn.com/2021/04/14/hea…
If a Dem was president last year, no way they woulda done Warp Speed

We'd still be without a vaccine

These fucks are cutting vaccine supply and stoking vaccine hestiency

They want lockdowns
CNN trying to scare people out of a vaccine will cause them to catch covid and die/more lockdowns.

(It’s almost like CNN doesn’t want you to get the vaccine because scaring people into lockdowns is better for ratings)
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31 Mar
About to go watch a nuclear dinosaur fight a monkey

Who you got?
Also I'm worried that Liberal Hollywood will have King Kong win because Godzilla is a conservative
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17 Mar
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Second Annual @SmugIndustries Liberal Hack Tournament, presented by @RuthlessPodcast!!!

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VOTING HAS BEGUN

Fake News Division

Play in game

@JessicaTaylor

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Way Too Online Division

Play in game

@svdate

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@CahnEmily
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15 Mar
Holy shit

These aren’t kids in cages, these are kids in internment camps.

Biden is a monster
Imagine if Trump was throwing immigrant children in an internment camp.

Every Democrat in America would be calling for impeachment.
Biden closing down sports so he can use stadiums as child prisons.
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1 Mar
Trump: shut down the kid cages built on radioactive waste.

Biden: Fuck them kids.
Media under Trump: Kid cages in military dump

Media under Biden (probably): President explores option of giving migrant children radioactive superpowers.
INBOX:
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22 Feb
The Neera Tanden faked email created in the notes app on iphone is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this website

Someone get it to @pdoocy to ask @PressSec about it
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