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20 Apr, 6 tweets, 2 min read
We have been getting so many badly translated death threats in the past few days we're thinking of making a dedicated twitter account just to share them all.
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Fire you
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All righty.
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Us: Quits Persian classes.
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They're probably going to use this opportunity to point out that racism exists in Israel as if it doesn't exist anywhere else.

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I'm throwing in my hat for Knesset.

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Welcome to the club, French police. Welcome to the club.
Poor knife man. nytimes.com/video/multimed…
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Anyone who is familiar with Stephen Covey's 7 Habits of Highly Effective People can go down the list of all 7 to see how the Palestinian Authority failed at each one and explain how it's their own damn fault.
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1. Be proactive.
Take the initiative to respond to your experiences positively and improve the situation within your circle of influence.

PA Grade: F
Only reacts. And always negatively.
2. Begin with the end in mind
Act based on principles and constantly review your mission statements against the goals you set.

PA Grade: F
Policies of rewarding terrorism, and international bullying don't help achieve goals.
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