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20 Apr, 4 tweets, 1 min read
#BREAKING
Count1: guilty
Count 2: guilty
Count 3: GUILTY
Guilty on all charges
#chauvinverdict
BAIL IS REVOKED.
Chauvin is going to lock up
Now imagine if there was no clear cell phone video of the entire murder.
The police cruiser exhaust is now VINDICATED.

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Formerly Known as ALT-immigration 🛂 Profile picture
10 Apr
Isn't it nice to:
Go online Schedule a vaccination time/place.
Show up with ID / prove your age
Get vaccine.
Thank the Nurse
Walk out
No payment method pulled
No Insurance approval/denial worry

Congrats, you have just experienced universal healthcare

#UniversalHealthcareNow
other countries who enjoy the feeling above daily and did not implode from within:
Austria, Belarus, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Isle of Man, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Moldova, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania..
.. Serbia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, and the United Kingdom.
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Hey @Indiegogo,
I was looking for an electric bike.
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I mean... @Indiegogo .... they are selling the bike for $1,300 +, some for $2600.
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20 Mar
Guess which president didnt fall climbing stairs but:
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- called water wet
- Suggested putting up light up your ass to cleanse the covid
- repeat above with bleach
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17 Mar
Remember how the past admin was yapping about a non existent deep state working against trump?
Guess what.
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Brandon Judd (BPunion)
Paul Perez
Hector Garza
Art Del Cueto
9000 10-15 members
here they are
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16 Mar
a vagina, into a vagina? are we talking cliton collision or an actual miracle?
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Warning: Offensive language
Who is this scumbag?
He was upset the gas station couldn't accept the mountain of quarters he wanted to use as payment.
Added the racist tirade, a ton of profanity and ended pepper spraying people.
this dude being from Israel, commenting about asian ****.
last I checked, Israel is in wester Asia.
this happened in Oakland
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