darth™

26 Apr, 4 tweets, 1 min read

why is that rick

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1386685340522536961

just the stupidest people

cnn pays this guy to spout this racist drivel

that just makes it fuckin worse rick

https://twitter.com/jeremymbarr/status/1386775870921191430

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darth™

28 Apr

never forget that godzilla also has a son

https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1387147183309279232

darth™

27 Apr

the regular potato is unmatched in its ability to hold and maintain a satisfying cronch in various shapes and modes of preparation

this can not be matched by the sweeter varietals

https://twitter.com/EricLevitz/status/1387180729382182917

the potato is also very amenable to the fry once and freeze for a later second frying without the need for defrosting which gives it an advantage in quick preparation in large quantities

yes the potato can also serve as a stalwart vehicle for any number of toppings and garnishes from gravy to sour cream to cheese to bacon bits there really is no end to the possibilities afforded by the humble yet versatile potato

https://twitter.com/maijasauna/status/1387183742335131650

darth™

21 Apr

they should just use panko instead of hand

https://twitter.com/johnbiggs/status/1384874440056610822

by the way
if u have never used panko u are missing out
forget those ancient cardboard boxes of dusty breadcrumb with questionable spices

try the panko

using panko instead of cardboard box breadcrumb is like using fresh grated parmesan cheese instead of that stuff from the green tubes i am serious

darth™

19 Apr

i am not saying every vaccine site should have a giant blue whale swimming above it but i am not not saying every vaccine site should have a giant blue whale swimming above it

https://twitter.com/wcbs880/status/1384155877897240587

the whale should go on a vaccination tour
it is just my opinion

or maybe this lil guy

https://twitter.com/darth/status/1382482911195062274

darth™

7 Apr

imagine knowing the asshole who came up with this

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1379831785194987523

and every one in the meeting thought it was a great idea to go with it

"don't forget the extra check box for making it a recurring donation"

"let's just make it the default they won't even notice lol"

"lol"

darth™

6 Apr

why not talk about political contributions mitch

https://twitter.com/NOgnanovich/status/1379459627964850179

#HR1 will definitely warn corporate america to stay out of politics mitch

u should raise corporate taxes mitch
that will show them who is the boss here

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