Okay, kids - I need an entertainment break, so gather round for the latest installment of:
NEO-NAZI NONSENSE STORY TIME!
“Bitchy Old White Men Catfight Edition: Tom Mezger vs. David Duke, Part II”
Refresher:
Metzger and Duke were super tight back in the contemporary white supremacist movement’s Swastika Stone Age. Duke recruited Metzger for the KKK in 1975; Metzger ran Duke’s political campaign.
Metzger wanted to strip search everyone at a meeting once, but Duke said no, pissing Metzger off.
In return?
Metzger started telling people Duke was a “bisexual cross dresser” he’d caught “red handed.”
Honestly it’s hard to say what Metzger DIDN’T claim about Duke.
Other allegations:
- stockpiled interracial gay porn
- kept “Boy Toy” on a Mississippi houseboat
- had business-and-pleasure “partner” he’d go gay barhopping with in Hollywood
- “psychopath sex pervert”
- etc.
Tom Metzger signs off this interview — which, incidentally, was supposed to be about Bob Matthews — with this absolutely hilarious statement:
“It makes me tired just to talk about that son of a bitch [David Duke]. Later.”
And thus ends the tragic Bromance of David Duke and Tom Metzger:
An Epic Tragicomedy from the Swastika Stone Age
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Quick mini-thread on something that’s been on my mind:
Answering the “Given the risks, why do you work on the white supremacist movement?” question that inevitably comes up in interviews and casual conversation.
Most of us who work on political violence routinely receive threats of all types, with a range of seriousness / credibility.
I’ve faced this from anti-Abortion extremists, white supremacists, ISIS, etc.
I’ve ONLY been asked “why do you work on it?” about white supremacists.
(This isn’t a call-out, btw - I get the question all the time.)
“Given the risks to you, why do you do this?”
I normally have the standard answers that don’t require thought, like most of us - it’s instantaneous.
But in a media interview a while back, this changed.
“If he walks, that’s it. It’s over. This is Rodney King times a million. It’s hard for me to believe Chauvin isn’t a ghost skin who murdered George Floyd to deliberately burn the country down.”
If you’re following #closingarguments in the Chauvin trial — I recommend listening to the reactions of a former Neo-Nazi who once worked with Metzger on strategies of infiltrating police.
So jury deliberations in the Derek Chauvin trial start April 19, do they?
... that’s quite the unfortunate date.
I’m going to just put in a small request for the federal government to hold off on all “Anglo-Saxon” KKKaucus announcements, statements on proposed gun control measures, appointments of Waco veterans to ATF, and so on and so forth until May.
[can’t blame a girl for asking.]
April 19-20 are dates of some relatively key significance on the calendar of white people violence.
One of my favorite @LA_Kings_67 stories from his Neo-Nazi Nonsense days is how he assaulted a cop — so the police department (his words) “kindly invited me to leave the county and never come back."
We just found a 1985 letter from his probation officer and it’s hilaaaaarious.
Failure to report will “result in your being brought back to Trinity County. You don’t want this and neither do I, but I don’t have a choice in the matter and you do.”
Best part?
@LA_Kings_67 is Facebook friends with that cop now.
No joke, you should follow @LA_Kings_67 (for many reasons - I’m biased, but still).
His Neo-Nazi Nonsense stories are MODERN CLASSICS of the genre.
Did I ever tell you the one about the Aryan Nations Pastor and the Neo-Nazi lawyer who have been suing the absolute shit out of each other for the whoooooole past decade (over what, I still can’t really tell)?
Because THIS one is...a thing to behold.
This might be my favorite legal document of all time.
“THE BIBLICAL & MORAL CASE FOR THE EXTERMINATION OF LAKE COUNTY OHIO AND, IF NECESSARY, OF THE STATE OF OHIO”
[the county isn’t even the party he’s counter-suing.]