Whenever Lwj gets stressed, or overwhelmed by how many people there are; he *noms* on his best friend A-Ying’s chubby cheeks as a stress toy
A-Ying is quite okay with it. He doesn’t question lwj’s biting tendencies.
In fact it’s gotten to the point where he can tell when Lwj is getting upset, and poofs his cheeks out for easy nomming.
Lwj always gives Wwx a kiss on the cheek he gnawed as an apology
The first time the teacher sees, she is horrified and calls lwj’s uncle.
That night Lwj is faced with a very stern talking to by both his brother and uncle, saying “we do not eat our friends, Wangji.”
The next day Lwj goes into school and he does not nom
A-ying is confused. Is it because of him ? Are his cheekies not nommable anymore?? He knew he should have eaten that extra slice of cake, then maybe lan zhan gege would have wanted to bite him as normal
“Gegeeeeee” Wwx practically throws himself on lwj’s desk, who spares a moment to look longingly at the jiggle of the younger boys cheeks (face!) before sighing sadly. “Are you okay? You seem sad”
His uncles words swim in his head “do not eat your friends” and Lwj has to blink hard as suddenly instead of Wwx, there is a huge steamed bun in front of him.
“No!” Lwj says, putting his pencil down firmly “I will not eat!!”
He doesn’t see wwx’s face fall, too caught up in his own hallucinations.
“I... okay, gege. A-Ying is sorry for bothering you.”
Wwx plops off the table then trudges slowly away
Both boys mope for the rest of the day, staring longingly whenever they saw the other looking away.
Their teacher wants to cry.
Several times she sees lwj’s mouth moving in an imitation of a chewing motion, and Wwx patting his face sadly
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The first time Wwx stays over at lwj’s place and he uses lwj’s shower. They’ve had this *thing* for a couple of months, moments where tension has built and snapped and Wwx has found himself pinned against a wall with lwj’s tongue down his throat.
But now Wwx smells like him, and is wearing his clothes, and it is so much, too much, and Lwj just. Snaps.
Post canon Wwx coming to class with an odd bulge in his robes, over his stomach.
“Did senior wei eat too much?”
“Shut up Jingyi.”
The bulge suddenly moves, a pair of white fluffy ears pop out, followed by a twitching nose. Wwx clears his throat
“So, LZ is now a bunny.”
The disciples are, understandable, shocked.
“A bunny?”
“How?”
“What have you done to my HGJ!!!!” Ljy’s cry is particularly anguished.
“I haven’t done anything, this time. It happened sometime during the night we believe. I fell asleep during the third round of everyday-“
“Senior Wei.” Lsz clears his throat, ears red. Wwx grins.
“Aiyah, look at you all so innocent! I’ll have you know your HGJ is not the virtuous man you believe he is! Why, just yesterday he tied me up and - ow! Lan Zhan! No biting!”
Single dad yb loses sight of his daughter in a busy mall. Whilst he’s frantically searching, his little girl finds a very nice looking gege, who offers to stay with her until they find her A-die.
YB is nearly tearing his hair out with worry, whilst Yue-er is busy telling her new bestfriend all about how cool her a-die is
“My a-die can dance, and skootboard!”
“Skateboard*” Xz corrects gently, and she nods so enthusiastically xz is worried her head is going to fall off.