This is absolutely a real medical problem, which I learned about from the book of medical information I read for a class in my school where I learned medicine, and the medicine teacher 100% taught me about when uteruses just get rejected like that.
Those of you with testicles are advised to hold onto them firmly for 72 hours after each dose of Covid vaccine, to lower the risk they will explode spontaneously.
You can always tell the rejected uteruses at TJ Maxx, because the tag has been snipped.
On the upside, maybe AstraZeneca can apply from approval of its vaccine as a treatment for fibroids.
brb setting up a GoFundMe to start work on a halfway house for wayward uteruses
Look, I don’t want to blame the victim here, but part of me wonders if she and her uterus had been drifting apart for some time.
For those of you at risk of uterine rejection, it’s important to know the symptoms:

- lower abdominal pain
- cramping
- soft thudding sound
Really upset I don’t have Tip Jar yet, and can’t monetize this. Some of my best work, revenue-less.

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