Musk on SNL, Live Thread for $TSLAQ: Miley Cyrus sings a Mother's Day song while wearing a... breast shirt. A bunch of unfunny Mother's Day tributes by cast. Musk comes out, stiff as a board, smirking and steepling. Does the neck twitch thing. He's definitely on uppers. 1/5
Makes fun of his speech pattern and then says he's the "first person with Aspergers to host SNL". Jokes about it. Then tries to sell genius visionary bullshit about colonizing other planets. Jokes about abusing Twitter. 2/5
Says he's not a "chill normal dude" because he "reinvented" electric cars and "sends people to Mars". Jokes about smoking weed on Joe Rogan. Makes OJ joke about "killing it" on SNL. Jokes about his son's name being indecipherable. Super jumpy and twitchy now. 3/5
Brings Mama Musk on. Mama Musk is even stiffer. Takes a very awkwardly long time to make a joke about inventing a video game when he was younger. Jokes about living in a simulation. Jokes about dogecoin as a Mother's Day gift. Monologue ends. 4/5
Elon Musk is a sociopathic asshole who is going to use Asperger's (if it's even real) as a crutch to defend against committing fraud and manslaughter with Autopilot/"FSD".
There is a special hell reserved for manipulative psychopaths like him. 5/5
There is a special hell reserved for manipulative psychopaths like him. 5/5
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