My lowest quarantine point? Hmmmm. Maybe when a neo Nazi terror group tried to kill me, I lost my job and COVID budgets ensured I still can’t land a new one.
But unemployment has meant I can afford ramen but not bread so —
My #thoughtsandprayers to Gwyneth Paltrow.
So sad.
But unemployment has meant I can afford ramen but not bread so —
My #thoughtsandprayers to Gwyneth Paltrow.
So sad.
https://twitter.com/guardianus/status/1391797727407837187
(I have an incredible partner to lean on at present so I’m not starving or homeless rn — but unemployment and its impact is stressful and I hate it. I’m just bitching about Gwyneth “eating bread is tragic” Paltrow and her Vagina Scented Candles selling ridiculousness.)
In all sincerity:
1) “at least I’m not Gwyneth Paltrow” is a personal mantra
2) y’all should thank God for my unemployment because only today’s freelance deadlines stand between you and me ranting in a thread about Goop’s vagina candles
3) bye for now
1) “at least I’m not Gwyneth Paltrow” is a personal mantra
2) y’all should thank God for my unemployment because only today’s freelance deadlines stand between you and me ranting in a thread about Goop’s vagina candles
3) bye for now
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