A belated word about Woke Coke h/t Ted Cruz

Before the Lost Cause romance came along to turn ignominy into glory for the South, the defeated Confederacy treated trauma with...Coca-Cola.

The cocaine & cola-but syrup was marketed to address despair.
*kola-nut
It was designed by a druggist & Confederate vet who sustained a nasty saber wound in the war. Which led to an even nastier morphine habit.

Cocaine and sugar as everyone knows is a nice answer for the nodding opiate addict.
It was also marketed to fainting neurotic Southern belles who lost husbands, sons & integrity.

As VA hospitals know, moral trauma often drives history, & usually in terrible ways.

Drugs & suicide are one response. Redoubled racism in the name of the Lost Cause is another.
Maybe controversial but it seems at least remotely *possible* that drugging the defeated—first w cocaine, then w sugar/caffeine and peppy marketing promises that promised unity & global brotherhood—was the less evil way to treat moral trauma.
And if Coke’s current (English) CEO James Quincey made a real & strenuous stand for voting rights, that *could* be part of the protracted 135-year journey of the South to address its trauma with policy & true amends.
Not likely. But possible. If Coke marshaled its financial and marketing heft, its self-interested “bipartisanship”& its original commitment to address moral trauma behind a real amends & policy reparations...there could be some hope for the private sector & the country yet.
Quincey should begin by embracing the Woke Coke slur.

After all what is more awake than cocaine — or er caffeine?

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