We need a Disney Princess who’s going through menopause.
Moanapause - Gramma Tala’s Story
Maybe Cinderella’s stepmother wasn’t evil, she was just going through menopause and was sick of Cinderella’s angsty teen bullshit.
Snow White’s stepmother was the fucking queen and she had to deal with some 16-year-old girl taking selfies in bikinis, practically bragging that she was younger and prettier.
Maleficent was just pissed that she had to crash Aurora’s christening to curse her instead of getting an invitation and then cursing her.
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