I didn’t know I needed this but now it’s all I can think about.
The Fast and the Stegosaurus
Jeff Goldblum talking with Dom about family and shit I mean come on
You know what? Just fucking throw dinosaurs into every movie. I guarantee they’ll make it better. Like how great would it be if a T-Rex showed up and ate Charlie Bucket’s weird old grandparents?
I really hate everyone in that movie except Willy like I wish he actually murdered all of those awful children.
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Best characters in Marvel movies who weren’t the main star. A thread.
Kicking it off with my favorite. Hela (Thor: Ragnarok)
She’s the goddess of death which is more metal than all of Daenerys Targaryen’s titles combined. She makes an entrance by impaling a bunch of warriors and looks hot doing it.
Tied with Valkyrie (Thor: Ragnarok)
She takes no shit from anyone, isn’t impressed by Thor’s handsomeness, and I mean, come on.
Why does everything Fox News wants its viewers to be afraid of sound like a cool band? ANTIFA. Reverse Racism. BLM. Caravan of Migrants. Social Justice Warriors. Critical Race Theory. I would absolutely attend this music festival.
I saw The Gay Agenda open for Jewish Space Laser back in the 80’s.
I AM A GROWN REPUBLICAN CHRISTIAN MAN AND I AM UPSET THAT DISNEY WORLD HAS REMOVED RACISM AND DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT FROM MY FAVORITE CHILDREN’S RIDES!
They changed the theme of Splash Mountain, which was initially Song of the South, a movie no kids today remember and so racist that Disney locked it in the vault forever, to Princess & the Frog which introduced the first Black Disney Princess.
One awful change made to Pirates of the Caribbean that offends this dude’s “Republican Christian values” is that Disney removed the animatronic pirates, arms out, chasing terrified animatronic women around. How dare they?!