I impulse bought another ($30) hammock purely because it looks like a vagina. Vagina hammock aka VagHam is officially part of the Femme Oasis (my balcony). 
I now have 4 hammocks & 2 hammock stands. It is, perhaps, one too many hammocks. But only one. 😜
Until last year I genuinely thought I was too fat for a hammock. Turns out many hammocks have weight capacities of 500-800 pounds. And they are more comfy for my body than sitting in most outdoor chairs. I just had to learn the art of getting in & out. Now I’m hooked forever.
Things I can now say:
“just gonna go take a nap in my VagHam”
“would you like to come over and chill in my vagina...hammock?”
“Just sippin’ a cocktail in the VagHam”
“VagHam life”
“just gonna go take a nap in my VagHam”
“would you like to come over and chill in my vagina...hammock?”
“Just sippin’ a cocktail in the VagHam”
“VagHam life”
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