This just in: evidence-free weightlifting brags go back 3000 years before the internet
On the other side of the rock it says "LOL weaksauce Bybon son of Phola / I Testicles of Pita can lift three of such stones and 10 reps"
History is clear: if you think men exaggerate their wang size, you should see how they exaggerate their bench press
New #DavePoll for men only: what personal attribute do you most absurdly exaggerate online?

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