Back in '20 I was just a naive antiseptic wipe, fresh from the factory, when I got my Walmart warehouse draft notice. When I shipped out over the scanner, I was full of bravado and ready to clean out some anuses. But nothing can prepare you for what it's like in the real shit.
*this thread best experienced while listening to "Fortunate Son"
I know this may be a controversial take, but perhaps the main problem with domestic street violence against American Jews is domestic street violence against American Jews
*Mobs in pickup trucks throw Molotov cocktails in the Diamond District*
NYT Editorialist: this is a dangerous slippery slope that could lead to Nancy Pelosi losing the House Speakership
I may be stupid but I'm no right-winger; just an atheist dope smoker who fails to see the nuanced political diff between the nativist racists shooting up synagogues Pittsburgh or the nativist racists firebombing Midtown Manhattan.
A #DavesCarIDService RIP to fellow Texan Ford V8 enthusiast Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, who met their demise this date in 1934 in Bienville Parish LA. Driving, of course, a Ford V8, the car that prompted Clyde to write the greatest product endorsement letter ever.
*The car pictured above is not the B&C death car, it's a very rare 1932 Ford B-400 convertible sedan (left, with Barrow associate WD Jones). The actual death car was a 1934 Ford Fordor sedan (right). Both were obtained on the 0 down, 0% interest, 0 payment plan.
*Yes, Ford's 4 door sedan model was called the Fordor, just as its 2 door sedan was the Tudor.
**Dave's Car ID Service does not endorse bank robbery, murder, mayhem, or speeding.
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Perhaps "scuffle" is too harsh of a word, how about "a local polling organization's efforts to query diners' religious affiliation led to brief contretemps"
The important thing is we not jump to any conclusions about what motivated a group of citizen activists to bash chairs over people's heads after demanding to know if they're Jewish