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2 Jun, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Me: Are Dementors different than Death Eaters?
@JenAshleyWright: Dementors are ghost prison guards that steal happiness, Death Eaters are fascists.
Me: And they eat death?
Jen: They're trying to become immortal.
Me: By EATING death?!
Jen: To conquer it.
Me: Like ... Like Pac-Man?
This all started because she saw a Tweet about the Death Eater tattoo being really complicated and I said what are you talking about isn't it basically just a triangle
My understanding is that it goes--

Harry Potter One: Flying motorcycle

Harry Potter Two: Flying car

Harry Potter 3-7: Your dead parents friends all wanted to kill and maybe have sex with each other and they're making it your problem
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I was gonna do Volstagg but I forgot he’s dead.
I guess Erskine is dead too that’s kind of a major plot point whoops
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Via @DanSlott who did a better job than I plan to do.

1. These will mostly be #Spoilers
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The Batman Adventures #4 (1992) — My FIRST comic — last page Scarecrow reveal that has stayed with me permanently. Image
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Feel like kind of a broken record on this, but Beer Hall Putsch: 1923; Hitler inaugurated as chancellor: 1933.

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