I’m dumb, like VERY dumb, but from what I’m reading, it seems like Weisselberg’s lawyer’s defense is not “My client didn’t break the law” it’s “People like my client don’t usually get charged for this stuff.”
My client pleads “what the hell man I thought you were cool”
I don’t know if yelling “This is political” is gonna help here. Whenever Trump World loses a fight, and it happens, their strategy seems to be to wage a PR battle instead of a legal one, like if you can get enough retweets the judge has to let you go.
Me: Are Dementors different than Death Eaters? @JenAshleyWright: Dementors are ghost prison guards that steal happiness, Death Eaters are fascists.
Me: And they eat death?
Jen: They're trying to become immortal.
Me: By EATING death?!
Jen: To conquer it.
Me: Like ... Like Pac-Man?
This all started because she saw a Tweet about the Death Eater tattoo being really complicated and I said what are you talking about isn't it basically just a triangle
My understanding is that it goes--
Harry Potter One: Flying motorcycle
Harry Potter Two: Flying car
Harry Potter 3-7: Your dead parents friends all wanted to kill and maybe have sex with each other and they're making it your problem