Thread by @kibblesmith

I’m dumb, like VERY dumb, but from what I’m reading, it seems like Weisselberg’s lawyer’s defense is not “My client didn’t break the law” it’s “People like my client don’t usually get charged for this stuff.”

My client pleads “what the hell man I thought you were cool”

I don’t know if yelling “This is political” is gonna help here. Whenever Trump World loses a fight, and it happens, their strategy seems to be to wage a PR battle instead of a legal one, like if you can get enough retweets the judge has to let you go.

And he uh can’t even get retweets anymore

I promised myself I wasn’t gonna tweet about this stuff anymore but I also promised myself I wasn’t gonna eat frozen Reese’s pieces for breakfast and it’s bad luck if you don’t get all three colors in the first handful

Crap.