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A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and 1 by 1, began to tell their stories
There were all the regular type of stuff till Janie said
''My daddy told me a
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A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and 1 by 1, began to tell their stories
There were all the regular type of stuff till Janie said
''My daddy told me a
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story about my Mom
My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit
She had to bail out over enemy territory & all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol & a survival knife
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break &
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My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit
She had to bail out over enemy territory & all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol & a survival knife
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break &
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then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife, till the blade broke & then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class!!!
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She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife, till the blade broke & then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class!!!
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"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher, "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk."
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"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk."
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